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Looks like the big IM networks are starting to realize that one IM to rule them all is not going to work and cooperation is going to have to prevail. Its about time.
Microsoft & Yahoo! Merge IM Networks at Forever Geek

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Now hold your pants on. I don’t want there to be any accidents. After three months (or so) of not posting, I’m throwing something up here. I really do intend on trying to start posting again, but I haven’t been inspired yet. But for now, enjoy the Name Game:

Your Spy Name: Middle name and current street name
Daniel Ridgemont
Your Movie Star Name: Grandfather/grandmother on your mom’s side, your favorite candy
Richard Butterfinger
Your Rap Name: First initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name
J-Lu
Your Gamer Tag: A favorite color, a favorite animal
Blue Monkey
Your Soap Opera Name: Middle name, city where you were born
Daniel Salem
Your Star Wars Name: First 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother’s maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet’s name
Lutess
Your Jedi Name: Middle name spelled backwards, your mom’s maiden name spelled backwards
Leinad sseh
Your Porn Star Name: First pet’s name, the street you grew up on
Tigger Dalke
Your Superhero Name: “The”, your favorite color, the automobile your dad drives
The Blue Stratus
Your Action Hero Name: First Name Of The Main Character In The Last Film You Watched, last Food You Just Ate
Don IceCream (hmm.. not convinced of this one)

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Apparently I’m upsetting people by not posting. What is better.. to post junk.. or not post at all. I’m sure the jury is still out on that one. But at least I now have something on here newer than January.

Honestly I just haven’t been motivated. But I guess rambling on here is better than dead air right?

!—- Begin Rambling —–
Ok, so it is Spring Break time. Looks like so far the “honey-do” list has the following:

1. Clean garage
2. Paint family room
3. Refinish hot tub (not likely to get accomplished)
4. Clean moss off of roof

Really its not too bad yet. The problem is we’re going to be gone for 4 days of the 7 Spring Break, so we’ll see how successful I am at getting it all done.

Boy its hot in the office today. I’m not looking forward to a Spring/Summer of this. It would be nice if the air conditioning worked.

!—- End Rambling —-

Have a nice day.

Personal

1. Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There’s a reason you don’t talk to people for 25 years. Because you don’t particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.
2. Don’t eat anything that’s served to you out a window unless you’re a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy’s chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? Luckily, it was only a finger! If it was a whole hand, Congress would have voted to keep it alive.
3. Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bast! ards.
4. If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you’re gay. If you’re a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you’re a grown man, they’re pictures of men.
5. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here’s how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we’re done. New Rule: There’s no such thing as flavored water. There’s a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste.
6. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That’s your flavored water.
7. Stop f***ing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that’s square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
8. The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a “decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n’-Low and one NutraSweet,” ooh, you’re a huge azzhole.
9. I’m not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing “Enter,” verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don’t want cash back, and pressing “Enter” again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy. Paper, plastic? I don’t have time for that. I’ve just been called to do a cleanup on Aisle Nine!
10. Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn’t make you spiritual. It’s right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to “beef with broccoli.” The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren’t pregnant. You’re not spiritual. You’re just high.
11. Competitive eating isn’t a sport. It’s one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What’s next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They’re already doing that. It’s called “The Howard Stern Show.”
12. I don’t need a bigger mega M&M. If I’m extra hungry for M&Ms, I’ll go nuts and eat two.
13. If you’re going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what’s playing on the other screens. Let’s remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is the idea wasn’t good enough to be a movie.
14. No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it’s for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab.Picking up the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn’t gift giving, it’s the white people version of looting.
15. No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can’t even tell if he’s supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don’t want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.
16. When I ask how old your toddler is, I don’t need to know in months. “27 Months.” “He’s two,” will do just fine. He’s not a cheese. And I didn’t care in the first place.

Humor

You’re an 80’s kid if:

1. You ever ended a sentence w/ the word “SIKE”
2. You watched Pound Puppies
3. You can sing the rap to “Fresh Prince of Bel Air”
4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.
5. You yearned to be a member of the babysitters club and tried to
start one of your own.
6. You owned those lil Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls
7. You know that “WOAH” comes from Joey on “Blossom”
8. Two words: M.C.Hammer
9. If you ever watched Fraggle Rock
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars. (HECK YEAH!!!)
11. You can sing the entire theme song to “DuckTales”
12. It was actually worth getting up on Sat morning to watch
cartoons
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head
14. You saw “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” on the big screen
15. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer
class.
16. You had a clip that held your shirt in a knot at the side
17. You played the game MASH (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)
18. You wore a Jordache jean jacket and you were proud of it
19. L.A.Gear… need I say more
20. You wanted to change your name to “JEM” in kindergarten
21. You remember all of the Ramona books
22. You know the profound meaning of “WAXON, WAX OFF”
23. You wanted to be a Goonie
24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing (some head to toe)
25. You can remember what Michael Jackson REALLY looked like
26. You ever wondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf
27. You took lunch pals to school
28. You remember the CRAZE! , then the BANNING of slap bracelets
29. You still get the urge to say “NOT” after every sentence
30. Barbie and the Rockers were your fav band
31. You thought She-Ra and He-Man should hook up
32. You thought your childhood friends would never leave you b/c
you exchanged friendship bracelets
33. You ever owned a pair of jelly shoes (and probably in neon
colors)
34. After Pee-Wee’s Big Adventures you kept saying “I know you are
but what am I”
35. You remember “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”
36. You remember skating before inline skates
37. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip-n-slide
38. You had a Skip-it
39. You had or attended a b-day party at Mc Donald’s
40. You’ve gone thru this nodding your head in agreement
41. “Don’t worry, Be happy!!”
42. You wore like 8 pair of socks over tights w/high top Reeboks
43. You wore socks scrunched down
44. ! “Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK”
45. Boom boxes vs. Cd players
46. Both Gremlin movies
47. “CARE BEAR STARE!!!”
48. You remember Rainbow Bright and My Lil PonyTales
49. You thought Doogie Howser was hot!
50. Alf, the furry brown alien from Melmac
51. New Kids on the Block when they were cool
52. Knew all the characters and there life stories in the ORIGINAL
Saved By the Bell
53. Know all the words to Bon Jovi-SHOT THRU THE HEART
54. You just sang it to yourself
55. You remember when Mullets were cool
56. You tight rolled your pants
57. You owned a banana clip!
58. You send this to only your friends that will remember this
too!!!!!!

Humor

Just wanted to say Merry Christmas to everyone before Christmas hits. I know I have been around much in the past month or so, maybe the new year will bring a change (maybe not). If you don’t hear from me before that new year arrives Happy New Year also.

General

Wow has it really been that long since I posted last. Sorry about that. I’ve been so busy keeping up with a forum that I run. We had an explosion of traffic when the game it is based on added us to their fans page. So, needless to say, I’ve been a little pre-occupied with that. Well, I will make my best attempt to not continue to ignore this site, which I’m thinking needs a little re-design.

I’ve had this design for a while now and I think its time for something different. I don’t really have anything in mind though, I guess its time to start doing a little sketching to see what I can come up with.

Personal, blogging blogging

This is extremely funny. Make sure you have room to laugh.

Lappy 486

Humor

You scored as Maximus. After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus’s assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him. Maximus 71% Indiana Jones 58% James Bond, Agent 007 58% Neo, the "One" 54% Captain Jack Sparrow 50% Lara Croft 46% The Amazing Spider-Man 46% The Terminator 42% William Wallace 38% Batman, the Dark Knight 38% El Zorro 25%

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