Archive for the 'Limericks' Category

The Hadsall

Wednesday, October 8th, 2003

There once was this guy named Scott,
Who’s stomach was tied in a knot,
He let out some air,
and fell from his chair,
and looked to see if he was caught.

Pat and the Hat

Wednesday, October 8th, 2003

There once was a boy named Pat,
Who’s hair was as thick as a cat,
He cut it all day,
But to his dismay,
He had to just put on a hat.