AtomFilms – Good to be in DC!

From JibJab, the creators of the Internet phenomenon “This Land,” comes another epic political parody. As the election approaches and the people are divided, George W. and John Kerry break out all the stops (and break into song). Featuring appearances by John Edwards, Dick Cheney, Saddam Hussein and John McCain.

via Atom Films

Here is a fun little game. I guess the goal is to try and walk without falling over. Its not as easy as it would seem.

… can you be this lazy.

That’s right…. I’m now known as “Fly-ass Pimp”… at least according to
Gangstaname.com. You should check it out and see what your Gangsta Name is, then let me know. It would be nice to know who my posse is. (Is that cool to say? I’m not up on my Gangsta Talk)

This is extremely funny stuff here.
The End of the World as we know it.

READ THIS VERY CAREFULLY!!!

Weapons of Mass Destruction

There is more money being spent on breast
Implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer’s research.

This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

via Pat

There are four engineers traveling in a car — a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.

“Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We’ll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again”, says the mechanical engineer.

“Well”, says the chemical engineer, “it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system.”

“I thought it might be an grounding problem”, says the electrical engineer, “or maybe a faulty plug lead.”

They all turn to the computer engineer, who up to then had said nothing, and asked “Well, what do you think?”

“Ummm . . . perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again?”

via Jill