Archive for January, 2006

Rules to live by

Wednesday, January 18th, 2006

Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There’s a reason you don’t talk to people for 25 years. Because you don’t particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.
Don’t eat anything that’s served to you out a window unless you’re a […]

You’re an 80’s kid if —

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006

You’re an 80’s kid if:
1. You ever ended a sentence w/ the word “SIKE”
2. You watched Pound Puppies
3. You can sing the rap to “Fresh Prince of Bel Air”
4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.
5. You yearned to be a member of the babysitters club and tried to
start one of your […]