New Van
June 14th, 2005

Check out my new ride. Well I don’t have it yet, but we should be picking it up in about a week or so. This is the first brand new car we’ve (my wife and I) bought and we’re pretty excited.
Congratulations! Looks like a pretty sweet car. I’m hoping our next one will really be a new car. My last “new car” was 12 years old.
I got 2 words for ya. MiniVan freak
Hey, this is my new minivan
Josh gets the Expedition now, so he will be driving the manly car!
Ah…I see you are now a family of two gas consuming giants. Pay no attention to me because if I could afford an Expedition I’d get one, pound my chest and grunt. In that order.
Are you having your paycheck direct-deposited at Arco?
Only half of it…. I figured out a way to do it pre-tax.
Here is my serious side–the van will get twice as good of mileage as the Expedition–and Josh is only going to drive it to and from work, so it will still save us money in the long run. Trust me, we have figured this all out!!
Will you come over to my house and figure mine out?