I’ve often wondered why teens today where wear (whoops!) their pants around their knees. I mean, that can’t be comfortable always having to worry about your drawers dropping to your ankles. But some lawmakers may be going to far with this one….
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heh! A couple of weeks ago i was walking out of the store behind a kid with his pants hanging down and his butt hanging out of them- his pants might as well have been off. Why wear pants at all?
i like my pants around my hips, but not.. like.. falling off (which they are starting to do now that i’ve lost weight.. eek), but i’ve been known to walk by chicks at bars and clubs who have their thongs showing and drop lotto pencils down their asscracks. ah.. entertainment in a small town
Don’t you just feel like pantsing them? Just run up there… rip their drawers down… laugh hysterically… and run away. I dunno…. maybe it bothers me too much.
Pants are things that you ware so that people can look at your pants so you can wear them upside down, backwards, sideways. Don’t forget that shorts are not shirts but pants are clothing that PEOPLE! Wear. One-day pants will be worn on people.
On top of 1875 I wrote a true story about pants. It told of the geat Pants Knights of the centary befor Middle Earth. And I reminded people that sorts are not shirts but pants are clothing that PEOPLE! Wear. Where?
Where you want! Pants.
What I think people don’t realize is that pants are people too. We treat them like they are just pieces of fabric that we wear when actually they are as emotional and great as we are. I, personally… am a pants therapist. I have been fighting for pants rights and fighting against the oppression of pants for over 30 years. I am trying to start a petition to make pants have the same rights as people. If you agree, please e-mail me at riddlerx03@yahoo.com or make a comment on this site. FIGHT THE OPPRESSION!