There is more money being spent on breast
Implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer’s research.

This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

via Pat

There are four engineers traveling in a car — a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.
“Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We’ll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again”, says the mechanical engineer.
“Well”, […]

Not sure the entire story behind this…. but I find it amusing.

via Ensight - Jeremy C. Wright

Apparently some penis is reading my site. I found this comment somewhat amusing. I am guessing that it was intended to be comment spam, but there were no links, keywords, or urls left in the comment. So I’ll let it be because it makes me giggle.

Hey all, sorry about neglecting everyone lately. I was reminded today by more than one person that I haven’t posted in a while.
So let me bring you up to speed.
I’m currently on vacation, which isn’t a good excuse for not posting, but we will start with that. I’ve been at what you may […]

Well I finally caught the dang cold that everyone seems to have. I’ve been hacking for the last 3 days and haven’t felt like doing much. I actually took the day off from work yesterday which I hardly ever do. I had a temperature Wednesday night so I decided to stay home. I feel much […]

A hard drive the size of a quarter and it holds 4 GB of data…. HOLY COW!
CNN.com - Guinness record for world’s smallest disk drive - Mar 16, 2004

Not sure if anyone has noticed but my gallery has been down for almost a month now. When I moved over to my new server, Image::Magick wasn’t installed and working which was screwing it all up. But now that I fixed things everything is back to normal and I will begin adding new pictures […]

Well… I did it to you again. I went and changed my url. This one wasn’t so drastic… I just got rid of the “/blog”. The final address to this haven is now http://www.arandomact.com. I promise not to change it again for a very long time. For those of you who absolutely refuse to update […]

Boy am I glad that is over….. I just spent the last 5 hours trying to figure out how I broke Perl on my server last night. I came to find out that I didn’t break it last night, I broke it on Thursday. I don’t know how many of you deal with Linux ever, […]