- Aquadextrous – The ability to turn the bathtub faucet off with your toes.
- Carpetuation – Pushing a vacuum cleaner over piece of lint several times unsuccessfully, reaching down and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to see if the vacuum can get it this time.
- Disconfect – To sterilize a piece of candy you drop on the floor by blowing on it and rubbing it a little.
- Elbonics – The art of gaining sole possession of a shared arm rest in an airplane or movie theater.
- Frust – The little line of debris that cannot be swept into the dustpan.
- Lactomangulation – Tearing open the wrong side of a cardboard milk container after you made a mess of the “open here” side.
- Peppier – The guy who walks around the resturant with 3-foot pepper grinder.
- Phonesia – dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
- Pupkus – The stuff left on the window after a dog presses his nose against it.
- Telecrastination – letting the phone ring 3 times before you answer it when it is right next to you.
(via Jill)