Good morning,
You may not know me. I’m the little guy. You could see me on the street and not even see me. I might even be the guy who asked you what time it was when you were in line to see Matrix: Revolutions. I don’t really matter much to you, or so I thought.
You see, until recently I was a fairly peaceful blogger. What’s that? You don’t know what bloggers are? Well, I keep a running tally of stuff I do online on my website. It just so happens that Google likes us bloggers. A lot.
So, maybe I’m not such a little guy. Because, you see, I’ve realised who you are. You, my friend, are a spammer. A rather ingenious one, but a spammer nonetheless. You, it seems, have realised the power that bloggers have on Google. So, you’ve decided to take advantage of that power for your own benefit.
Sit down and let me educate you. No more. There are more than one million of us. Sure, we’re all little guys, but it’s amazing how creatively powerful we can be.
So, hopefully this finds you quickly. Very quickly. Because there is a stir happening among us bloggers to not just start blocking your spam, but to start taking rather serious action against you and people like you.
Let me tell you what will happen, just so you are aware:
1. First, we will start blocking your spam more actively
This is meant to increase our knowledge of your activities.
2. We will be posting ‘comment instructions’ which define the legality of posting comments on our sites
This is meant to remove any plea for innocence you might have.
3. We will begin to track you down and contacting your ISP’s, hosting companies, domain registration companies and the affiliate programs you are privy to and shutting these down one by one
This is meant to make you aware of what we are capable of and to give you a chance to quit while you are still ahead.
4. We will begin keeping centralized records of all spam in a central location
This is meant to get a 360 degree view of what you are doing.
5. We will automate and then detonate. Removing the need for us to interfere manually with the process will let us shut you down faster than you can re-register domains and affiliate programs
This is meant to help us sleep at night.
So, you see, this is not a haphazard attempt to change the world. We just want our blogs back. You now have two options. Either you can stop now and find a legitimate online business like selling panties on EBay or we can take it to it’s inevitable conclusion.
The choice is yours. Choose well grasshopper.
Good luck,
A little blogger
The funny thing is… I just had to delete a few comments today that I believe was from a spammer. Then I read this over at ensight. I will do my part and get the word out. Believe me, I won’t tolerate spam either, I will block any IP that I believe to be spam. Please pass this letter on.